Dear Mexican: Our graphic artist walked out off the room pissed the other day, because the publisher asked my opinion about a Cinco de Mayo advertisement they were planning to publish (and did end up publishing). The graphic showed a row of chickens with sombreros. The publisher asked if I thought it was funny or racist. I said, โ€œRacist.โ€ Later, when they decided to publish it anyway, the proofreader (who is black) had the same reactionโ€”it was funny, but it was racist because it played on stereotypes.

The graphic artist, who is white, took offense over the observation that the advertisement was racist, asking me if I boycott Mexican restaurants that display sombreros. I donโ€™t go to many Mexican restaurantsโ€”not because of the stereotypes, but because the food is usually watered down to fit the taste buds of gabachos.

Anyhow, my question is: Is it me, or do people of non-color just not get it?

Graphically Angry

Dear Pocho: The biggest problem here is that your graphic designer thought putting sombreros on chickens for a Cinco de Mayo celebration was clever. Heโ€™s not racist; heโ€™s just a lazy pendejo who deserves to get fired for his incompetence.

But to your point: Of course gabachos will never think that their stereotypes of Mexicans are racistโ€”but a lot of Mexicans also think stereotypes of Mexicans are hilarious. Hell, how else do you explain the popularity of this column, or of George Lopezโ€”who just happens to own the TV rights to this column? Come on, George: Letโ€™s get this fiesta started with tequila shots in a Canadian casino!

It occurred to me that one of the reasons we Mexicans are taking our time reaching our academic potential is an unspoken fear of feminization. There is a phobia that education and the mannerisms that come with it are emasculating. Would you agree?

Brown, Down and No Clown

Dear Pocho: โ€œWhat a question!โ€ responds the Mexicanโ€™s go-to Mexican for philosophical insights into mexicanidad, San Diego State professor William Nericcio, author of the scabrous Tex(t)-Mex: Seductive Hallucinations of the โ€œMexicanโ€ in America.

โ€œMy first reaction was that I was going to write, โ€˜I absolutely disagree.โ€™ But then the waves of memory hit me, plunging me into a fetid pool of negative nostalgiaโ€”in Laredo, Texas, growing up, I canโ€™t count the times I was called out as a joto, a maricรณn or a โ€˜fucking putoโ€™ for doing well in school (and this was in a pretty well-respected Catholic high school). Now, Laredo in the 1960s and โ€™70s was not progressive when it came to gender politics, and you can guarantee that the homophobic labels tossed at me and other bookheads was a form of linguistic emasculations. The only thing that really saved me was that my love of rock, alternative media and comic books gave me some breathing room.

โ€œI am really thrown by this questionโ€”I donโ€™t think it is so much a โ€œfear of feminizationโ€ as much as it is an embracing of a macho ideal that will have no truck with books (because women were not spending so much time with books and learning, either). Feo, fuerte, y formal was the mantra of Northern Mexico and South Texasโ€”a world of ranchers, negocio and heat (always the heat). To be ugly (think Charles Bronson), strong and formal (which means you have your shit together, solidโ€”not necessarily formal, in the English sense), was an ideal that left no room for bookish indulgence.

โ€œThis is a great, great questionโ€”as evidenced by my inability to answer it well!โ€

Hey, Nericcio: I donโ€™t pay you the big shameless plugs for a half-assed answer! Shall I go find another scholar at Scholar Depot?

Ask the Mexican at themexican@askamexican.net; be his fan on Facebook; follow him on Twitter @gustavoarellano; or follow him on Instagram @gustavo_arellano!