Arnold Schwarzenegger and Sylvester Stallone in Escape Plan.

At long last, Sylvester Stallone and Arnold Schwarzenegger have teamed up in a movie in which they both play big parts. (Yes, they have been in the Expendables films together, but Arnie has only done guest spots in those.)

Escape Plan has Sly playing a security authority who escapes from prisons for a living. Things go bad when he gets buried in a maximum-security prison—and the folks who put him there plan to keep him locked up.

Arnie plays a prisoner who befriends Sly on the inside, and they both look for a way to get out of a seemingly inescapable place. Stallone is good here, and I haven’t enjoyed Arnie this much since his films before he became governor of this great state.

Arnold has one scene in which he raves about God in German—and he’s raving to the warden. It turns out the warden is played by Jim Caviezel, who did, in fact, play Jesus for Mel Gibson, which makes the scene extra-insane.

This is junky fun, but it will make fans giddy. Yes, Sly and Arnie are getting old, but they look great and still have a lot of life in them. 

Escape Plan is playing at theaters across the valley.