Brad Pitt and Michael Fassbender in The Counselor.

You would think a movie written by Cormac McCarthy (No Country for Old Men, The Road) and directed by Ridley Scott (Alien) would be amazing. That is not the case with this bore-fest.

In The Counselor, Michael Fassbenderโ€”so good in Scottโ€™s Prometheusโ€”plays a character simply named Counselor, a lawyer who gets involved in drug-trafficking and puts himself and others in jeopardy. Cameron Diaz plays the girlfriend of his partner in crime (a wild-haired Javier Bardem)โ€”and her acting is terrible in this movie. Sheโ€™s required to be bad, and you can feel her trying so hard at every turn. Letโ€™s just say sheโ€™s very bad at being bad.

Scott puts together some intense, violent scenes that feel like they belong in a movie in which the actors arenโ€™t required to deliver long, boring, unrealistic monologues. Brad Pitt is OK as some sort of drug-deal sage, but heโ€™s starting to look a lot like Mickey Rourke. (He actually references him during one of his speeches.)

Scott almost manages a good movie out of this mess, but Diaz and the preachy script prevail.

The Counselor is playing at theaters across the valley.