Dear Mexican: I have always liked ranchera music. As of late, I have wanted to get deeper into the history, the culture and especially the songs and lyrics. The older I get, the more rancheras seem like poetry to me โ€ฆ sounds cursi, I know.

Do you know of a good book or two or a website that I can read or check out? I went to my local library, and they didnโ€™t have a very good selection. And Borders or Barnes and Noble? Forget it โ€ฆ so por favor and gracias, if you could.

Houston Honey

Dear Wabette: Of course Borders doesnโ€™t stock any books on rancherasโ€”Borders doesnโ€™t exist anymore (and borders donโ€™t exist, period, but thatโ€™s neither ni aquรญ no allรก). Most research on Mexican music concentrates on corridos, our ballad form that celebrates bad men, events and horses โ€ฆ but actual scholarly treatises on ranchera? Few and far between, alasโ€”and nonexistent in English.

Your best bet is Jose Alfredo Jimรฉnez: Cancionero Completo, a songbook that contains all of the compositions of the ranchera titan, whose hit parade makes the collected works of Gershwin, Porter, Leiber-Stoller, the Brill Building and Woody Guthrie seem as voluminous as the output of Paper Lace. The libro also contains a great introductory essay by Mexican intellectual Carlos Monsivรกis that puts Jimรฉnez in his proper context. As great as Cancionero Completo is, however, donโ€™t bother buying it: A used copy of is currently priced at $54 on Amazon.com, and while the book showcases the Robert Burns-esque bravado and orgullo that was the Jimรฉnez style, it ainโ€™t worth that price in this day and age, when you can just gather all of the lyrics online.

Then again, if youโ€™re willing to buy the book, Iโ€™m more than happy to sell my copy to you: I do need to finish off the down payment on my burro โ€ฆ

Dear Mexican: Upon first seeing me, as a 2-week old baby, my aunt Estrella screamed โ€œยกAy, que gringo!โ€ But if you gotta call me a gabacho, so be it. I do have Mexican family (through marriage), and my brother (white like me) is currently down in Mexico City courting a beautiful Mexi nugget he met while attending college in Malaga, Spain. I get along well with many Mexicans, legal and illegal, but I hate that they arenโ€™t paying โ€œthe manโ€ like I have to. Sure, Iโ€™m a little jealous, but Iโ€™d be all for Mexicans being awarded citizenship simply for walking over the border โ€ฆ as long as they paid their dues.

I pay taxes that fund shit like keeping white trash from getting jobsโ€”jobs they could get if I wasnโ€™t already paying for them to survive on junk food, and if some undocumented border-jumping beaner wasnโ€™t working for cheaper (and not helping me pay the dumb taxes to keep the trailer trash alive). I say assimilate; document; pay taxes; and welcome.

Iโ€™m writing an essay on wetbacks (fuck PC terms) and their effect on our country for better AND worse. Iโ€™d never heard of you until I read about 30 of your emails and responses on the net today. Iโ€™d like to know: Whatโ€™s your opinion on the crossing over and its effect economically rather than socially?

White Sox Winner!

Dear Gabacho: The only opinion I have is on your language. โ€œBeanerโ€? โ€œBorder-jumpingโ€? โ€œWetback?โ€ All these insults are SO 1950s. Donโ€™t you know the current verboten insult toward Mexicans is โ€œillegalโ€ or โ€œillegal immigrantโ€?

And as for your concern about the undocumented paying their way, dontcha worry about that: The recent proposed amnesty bill crafted by a bunch of political pendejos is more punitive than habaรฑero salsa marching through your alimentary canal toward your culo.

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