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On Cocktails: The Defendant, Vermouth, Stands Accused of Ruining Martinis in This Groundbreaking Court Case

Bailiff: All rise, for the Honorable Lance Mojito. Judge: The People vs. Vermouth: Ms. Vermouth, you have been accused of ruining martinis in the state of California, as well as all over the world. What say you? Defense attorney: Your honor, the defendant pleads “not guilty.” Gasps from the crowd. Judge: Very well. You may […]