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Lance’s Comeback: The Tour de Palm Springs? (Nah …)

by Rick Rothman January 14th, 2013December 16th, 2020

“Give it another chance, Lance!” Sheryl said. “The Tour de Palm Springs is coming up. You can be a star again!” Though they were no longer romantically linked, Sheryl Crow was Lance Armstrong’s biggest fan. “I’m out of shape,” Lance explained. “I’ve been lying on the couch looking at my jerseys on the wall.” “You […]

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