Dear Mexican: I recently received the biography of Rolling Stones guitarist Ronnie Wood. While reading about his friendship with Jimi Hendrix, I came to a part in which Ronnie describes Jimi as part black, Cherokee and Mexican.

Iโ€™ve always read about Jimiโ€™s grandmother being Cherokee, but this was the first I read about him being Mexican. I Googled Hendrixโ€™s name with the word โ€œMexicanโ€ and received many hits.

Is this another mentira originated by Mexicans, like Anthony Quinnโ€™s supposedly real last name being Quintana??

El Habrano

Dear Wab: Man, the locuras some people believe and repeat, ยฟquรฉ no? Iโ€™ve seen mentions of Hendrixโ€™s supposed Mexican heritage everywhere from the aforementioned Ronnie: The Autobiography to mainstream American newspapers to even the bloody BBC. But donโ€™t believe what you find on the Internetโ€”itโ€™s only good for reading my column.

I have no idea why or when people began believing Hendrix was part-wab, but the rumorโ€™s been around since at least the late 1990s. The closest I can peg him to possessing any Mexican roots is gracias to Charles R. Crossโ€™ 2005 book, Room Full of Mirrors: A Biography of Jimi Hendrix. In it, Cross cites an interview Hendrix once gave in which he remembered how one grandmother gave him a โ€œlittle Mexican jacket with tasselsโ€ when he was a childโ€”and little Jimi was ridiculed for wearing it. Also, Cross found a Hendrix diary entry that makes mention of his โ€œMexican mustache.โ€

Crossโ€™ bio is a must-have for any music fan, since itโ€™s the best of the many Hendrix books out there, and he also gives the most thorough genealogy of Hendrixโ€™s family Iโ€™ve seen, going back through both sets of grandparents. The guitarist did indeed possess gabacho, negrito, Canadian and Cherokee blood, but no Mexican sangre whatsoever.

Mexicans claiming a major historical figure as one of their own is nothing nuevo. Iโ€™ve read that Thomas Alva Edison was from Zacatecas, that Walt Disney was the bastard child of a Mexican, and that Jessica Alba wants her baby to be Mexican. Wishful thinking all of it, just like the many gabachos who insist a Cherokee princess is in their family tree. (Never mind that the Cherokees had no royalty.) In fact, the only crypto-Mexican who has ever panned out is also the most unlikelyโ€”Ted Williams. Yep, America: Teddy Ballgameโ€™s mami was Micaela Venzor of Ciudad Juarez, Mexico.

My co-worker Maria and I are having a disagreement about the meaning of the word gringo. Would you be able to tell us the true meaning and street meaning of gringo?

Veritas vos Liberabit

Dear Gabacho: I think you and Mary are having the wrong discussion. Even the dumbest gabacho knows gringo is a pejorative Mexicans use against Americans, one nowadays so harmless that even gabachos call themselves gringos.

What ustedes are probably trying to determine is the wordโ€™s origins. The Mexican usually consults the Royal Spanish Academyโ€™s dictionary for such queries, but even the worldโ€™s foremost body of espaรฑol has no clueโ€”its entry describes the etymology as โ€œdisputed.โ€ Hereโ€™s what we know: Gringo did not originate during the Mexican-American War as a result ofโ€”take your pickโ€”the invading Yankees wearing green coats and the terrified Mexicans shouting โ€œGreen, go!โ€ at them; or because said soldiers sang either โ€œGreen Grows the Lilacsโ€ or โ€œO Green Grow the Rushesโ€ while trampling Santa Annaโ€™s armies. Both explanations are self-serving urban legends repeated by gabachos who get a perverse pleasure out of dominating all aspects of Mexican life, from former territories to our women to even our slurs for ustedes.

Besides, etymologists can find the word gringo in Spain centuries before the Mexican-American War, in the context of referring to strangers. Some say itโ€™s a corruption of griego (Greek, the classic Western European ethnicon for something that makes no sense), while others claim it referred to Irish immigrants in Madrid. Whatever its genesis, the Mexican recommends not using gringo, as itโ€™s an antiquated term like celestial or greaser โ€ฆ and one should always maintain an up-to-date Rolodex of Racism.

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