Dear Mexican: I was reading an article about lowriders being modern pieces of art, displayed prominently in museums around the world. Having grown up in Espaรฑola, N.M., I felt a sense of pride coming from the โ€œLowrider Capital of the World.โ€

My question is: Where did the lowrider phenomenon begin? Espaรฑola may be the lowrider capital, but I have my doubts it began there. Itโ€™s a small town, and was even smaller in the 1950s. Do you have any interest in writing a little history piece? I think it would be an interesting piece, given the lowriderโ€™s place in pop-culture and Mexican origins.

Low and Slow in Nuevo Mรฉxico

Dear Pocho: Espaรฑola is a great little town that I visit every year on the way to the Santuario de Chimayรณโ€”but lowriders didnโ€™t begin there. Itโ€™s only known as the Lowrider Capital of el mundo because NPRโ€™s All Things Considered supposedly called it that, according to a 1994 article in the Santa Fe New Mexican. (I say โ€œsupposedly,โ€ because an extensive archive searchโ€”OK, a quick Nexisยฎ queryโ€”turned up no such citation.) And I hate to break it to Chicano academics, but lowriders didnโ€™t even begin with Chicanos.

The term โ€œlowrider,โ€ besides being a sartorial adjective in use for more than a century, was first applied to hoodlums of any race, and then became lingo in Southern California kustom kultureโ€”indeed, the earliest references the Mexican could find to cars as โ€œlowridersโ€ is in the classified section of newspapers in the late 1960s, under the heading โ€œHot Rods.โ€ Telling is a Sept. 13, 1970, column in the Long Beach Independent Press-Telegram that mourned the disappearance of greasers (in the rebel sense, NOT the Mexican sense) in the face of the counterculture movement. โ€œHe was and is, of course, a low-rider, a cruiser, a hot-rodder, a Levi guy and a hair boy,โ€ the column stated, hinting that the original lowriders were more likely to look like James Dean than a homie from Eastlos.

Thatโ€™s not to deny that the culture of fixing up boats and bombs, and driving them low and slow, is now dominated by Chicanosโ€”if anything, we appropriated gabacho culture for once!

Dear Mexican: When I take my wife out to a Mexican restaurant, I try to order and communicate in Spanish. My wife laughs, because she says I even change my accent. Am I just a pendejo gringo who the waiters are laughing at behind my back while defacing my beans and rice, or are they on my side and appreciate a cracker trying to sound like he came from the barrio?

Muchos Grassy Ass

Dear Gabachos: Mexicans appreciate it if you try to talk in Spanish, or use correct Spanish terms (โ€œaguacatesโ€ instead of โ€œguac,โ€ for instance). Mexicans do not appreciate it if you mimic a โ€œMexicanโ€ accent, mostly because there is no such thing as a universal one. Try that again, and donโ€™t be surprised if your sour creamโ€™s tang is due to the line cookโ€™s crema.

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