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On this week's wetter-than-Portland weekly Independent comics page: Jen Sorensen examines how everything is pretend with Donald Trump; (Th)ink begs Democrats not to be jackasses; This Modern World looks at the scary future set in motion by Alexandra Ocasio-Cortez; Red Meat apologizes for an unfortunate fire; and Apoca Clips hears out Li'l Trumpy regarding his "national emergency."

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On this week's Hallmark-approved, prix-fixe weekly Independent comics page: This Modern World expresses bewilderment at the Sunday morning talk-show formula; Jen Sorensen wishes white people assimilated better; (Th)ink ponders the plight of whacked-out British eels; Red Meat tries to teach goldfish a disturbing lesson; and Apoca Clips weighs in on the Grammys.

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On this week's polar vortex-free weekly Independent comics page: This Modern World realizes Sparky the Penguin may need a new job; Jen Sorensen just says no to billionaire presidential candidates; (Th)ink examines the difference between wall vs. cave; Red Meat enjoys the benefits of regularity; and Apoca Clips watches as Sarah Huckabee Sanders declares that everything is fine.

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The government shutdown is on the mind of most of the weekly Independent comic page's esteemed cartoonists this week, as This Modern World looks at life in the Stupidverse during the shutdown, while Jen Sorensen ponders Trump's actions, and Apoca Clips asks Li'l Trumpy his thoughts about this "greatest" shutdown. Meanwhile, (Th)ink posits that Alabama was the real winner of the college football championship, given recent events, while Aquaman (sort of) (not really) makes a guest appearance in Red Meat.

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On this week's rich and creamy weekly Independent comics page: This Modern World informs us that Donald J. Trump, detective-in-chief, is on the border-wall case; Jen Sorensen ponders the use of the word "unlikable" regarding women in politics; (Th)ink examines the other presidents Trump has spoken to regarding the border wall; Red Meat makes a disconcerting trip to a toy store; and Apoca Clips watches as Li'l Trumpy goes on a blindfolded journey with Sarah and Rudy.

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On this week's peppermint-scented weekly Independent comics page: Apoca Clips watches as Li'l Trumpy gets jealous; Red Meat ponders a prospective horror film; This Modern World listens as the president insists there is NO COLLUSION; Jen Sorenson examines the refugee cycle; and (Th)ink looks at the difference between President George H.W. Bush and the current White House occupant.

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On this week's tequila-soaked weekly Independent comics page: (Th)ink bemoans the pay received by the prisoners who are on California's fire lines; This Modern World looks at the latest from The Unbelievable Trump; Jen Sorenson sighs as she examines America then vs. now; Apoca Clips watches as Li'l Trumpy gets a visit from Flamey the Fire Safety Rhino; and Red Meat features Ted taking Christmas-cooking action.

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On this week's laughed-at-by-the-United Nations weekly Independent comics page: Jen Sorenson preps the women who are now coming forward; (Th)INK examines Brett Kavanaugh's character; This Modern World ponders the ever-shifting excuses regarding Brett Kavanaugh; Red Meat enjoys Milkman Dan's delicious barbecue; and Apoca Clips gives Bill Cosby a pre-sentencing shave.

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On this week's hurricane-fearing weekly Independent comics page: This Modern World watches as Brett Kavanaugh refuses to answer questions; Jen Sorenson has Kavanaugh get possessed by the Spirit of Honesty; (th)ink honors the greatness of the film Sorry to Bother You; Apoca Clips lights some shoes on fire; and Red Meat watches as Karen seeks legal help from Milkman Dan.

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On this week's Google-search-slanted weekly Independent comics page: Apoca Clips welcomes John McCain to the pearly gates; Red Meat wants to go outside in a storm; Jen Sorenson talks to someone who doesn't care much for the government; (Th)ink examines Donald Trump's lowering of the flag; and This Modern World looks back at a completely typical week.

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